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dykedom:

i want to get “may the odds be ever in your favor” tattooed right above my vagina, and out of every 24 people that get me naked, only one gets the sex.

the rest die.

Hahahaha

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batmitzvah:

by the power vested in me, i now pronounce you

a lesbian

(via vaginaclouds)

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No. Say this isn’t so. :(
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Where?!?! I must know!